May 2013
vagisodium:
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
party tonight, and im getting beyond fucked up i dont care.
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem
urinatings:
i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them
You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
silabus:
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
tabit:
I’m not in the mood to exist
talaem:
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
zeram:
maozedung:
homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
i almost spit everywhere
